This is the letter I had written to my sister. It was an innovative ice-breaker between us two. Whenever we fought we used to write letters to each other to express our feelings. Crazy, I know, but we still laugh every time we read them. I hope you find something in the letter below - the love between us two and the crazy things we did....
To Rini
From Annie
You must not have expected this from me (or maybe you must have).
This is not an apology letter or something like that. But this is one of my creative and brilliant idea to bring to your notice your behaviour and my problems. Hope you like it!
Since i cannot give you two kicks for boring me to death (you see i am civilized and well mannered), I have come with this innovative idea of conveying my anger and frustration to you. I promise you that what you are going to read ahead will hurt you as much as two strong kicks and a hard slap. So cheers!!
If you do not understand any word, please do not trouble yourself by asking any help from me to understand the same. Feel free to use the dictionary. It's always open for you. Help yourself!!
Sub: Letter filled with fury
Dear good-for-nothing sis,
Though pink is the colour of joy and excitement, I have chosen this colour to express anger and frustration. Actually you can take it this way - I am finding great joy in scolding you.
You dimwit, though I have told you repeatedly to change your ways, you have not heeded my words. So you have brought me to the level of giving you a hard punishment i.e. reading (my letter). I could think of no other punishment that might torture you so much. I am so filled with anger that words are not enough to express it.
With lots of slaps and shoutings,
yours highly frustrated sis,
Annie
Sub: Letter of advice
Dear Rini,
Give me one good reason why you sulk the whole day. You always seem to be in an irritable mood. You either want to sleep or do some cupboard cleaning work. Don't you feel your life is monotonous? You yourself get bored and at the same time bore me too.
Since your habits and behaviour are affecting me too, I have come up with a novel idea of writing these things to you. Allow me to give you some tips to make your life exciting. So here we go -
a) Complete your work on time
b) Do not shun your responsibilities
c) Try and spend more time with me
d) Obey your parents in everything
I hope to see an 'improvised' Rini tomorrow. With lots of love,
expecting the best from you,
Annie
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1 comment:
it was great.....mujhe toh bohot hi zyada acha laga.....and ur words have helped me a lot for my vocabulary skills.....rini didi mano inki baat....mai toh nahi maan ne waali!
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